Reviewed: 18 years, 6 months ago (May 28, 2004, midnight)
Dear god, save me from this piece of shit, this so-called "game" in witch I downloaded out of curiosity, not knowing that upon playing I would end up crying in a very uncomfortable position, afriad that the idiot who made this might make another "game"....this game sucked so hard that my dick tore off.......help..me......I will never heal from the truama this useless file intilled in my brain.....help..me....please...........
Reviewed: 19 years, 2 months ago (Sept. 30, 2003, midnight)
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
Any further 0/5 review is actually UPPING this game's average score, and that should not happen. If you haven't understood why this game deserves such a score by now, then you're pretty unobservant or obviously not reading this review page (HAR HAR).
That said, 0/5. That was the worst waste of five minutes ever.
Reviewed: 19 years, 3 months ago (Sept. 2, 2003, midnight)
I must, like, be a masochist or something. Because this game sucked. Hard. Looks like something maladroit whipped up in an hour. If I could stab one person with a rusty knife through my computer, it would be him. In closing, maladroit does not deserve to die. No. He deserves to be shot, stabbed, beaten to a bloody pulp, force-fed large amounts of glass, poisoned three times over, beaten again, then thrown into a river where the hungry piranha shall nibble away at his flesh. And that's just what I've got so far.
Reviewed: 19 years, 3 months ago (Aug. 20, 2003, midnight)
Druss: He's an admin or a super-duper mod or something, he has special powers'n'crap. SPEAKING OF CRAP, why does this game even exist? The other reviewers have been far too kind to this excrement. The only thing about it approaching effort is that some of the characters say different things after the first time you :touch them, and one semi-hidden board.
Reviewed: 19 years, 3 months ago (Aug. 15, 2003, midnight)
As my first review ever, I decided to make it an easy one. This game wasn't funny or weird, it was just stupid. You go to several boards that look exactly the same and talk to the exact same person. DUMB.