Okay, decent title screen. First board, the entire plot is presented to me in 4 sentences by a giant balloon animal. Oh, its some fancy "OMEGA" thing. It looks like a balloon animal. Second board, PLOT TWIST?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!!111
So all the smileys are armadillos! I thought they were just multicolored #char 2s. I meet the first enemy, "EVIL DILLO!" His main ability seems to be the ability to call you an interloper over and over. I have a destiny to fulfill, but i never read it, so I just wander over to the ominous cave. I find SOORD ADN ARMAR@! Which do nothing at all.
In the end, just boring and non-stk. But it had Kinky 'R Us!