La Vie Moderne de FRANCHISE

The entire La Vie Moderne de FRANCHISE canon, per popular request. A bunch of parodies and foul-mouthed humor.
Collection Contents (11 files)

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The one that started it all. (Town of ZZT parody, introduces the Player and Keygan Crisp.)

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City of ZZT parody, and probably the best one in the series.
Introduces Doctor Stupid, Mariko Raingrace, Snorb E. Snorb, and Thea Landen (the ZZT Bandit).

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An original dungeon crawl full of swears and violence.
Introduces (and promptly kills off) O. Pensey and Kwyjibo Abracadabracus MCMLXVIII, the Wizard Who Did It.

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Standalone release of the Summer 2022 2.4 Hours of ZZT Game Jam entry.
No new characters, but does introduce the Adventurer's Biplane Special and the We Be Keys! convertible van/plane.

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v1.01 - Thanks to Espilan for finding two game-breaking bugs. (Cycle 0 bombs where the Player can get to them; never again.)
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Dungeons of ZZT parody that kinda mostly played it straight. Very colorful though.
Introduces Keyko Crisp and Mallory Fumbler (Practice-chan).

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Best of ZZT Part I parody with improperly-spelled French title that I don't feel like correcting.
Introduces Cap'n Coriander Crisp properly, along with Lucy the Fluffy Yellow Dog and Old Man STINKY.

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The definitive version of my Summer 2024 2.4HoZ entry.
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The definitive version of my Summer 2024 2.4 Hours of ZZT Game Jam entry. Go on what is either the best or the worst or the dumbest (or somehow, all three) forced vacation to sunny Australia in search of another bip-bo-beep!
Introduces Keyra Cerise, the Worlds of ZZT's only OnlyKeys model.

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Best of ZZT Part II parody that... goes places. Places you would not believe.
Introduces Doorian Porte, starship model builder extraordinaire.

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The definitive version of my Winter '25 2.4 Hours of ZZT entry.
Play this one instead. *Please.*
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Post-jam version of a game made for the Winter '25 2.4 Hours of ZZT jam.
A parody of Tour. Really. Tour. You get 100 ammo to finish the game. Plenty of dumb ways to die. No new characters this time 'round. Maybe in the spring!

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Wait, what? An original game?! AND you get to play as fan-favorite Thea Landen, the ZZT Bandit?!
Made for the Spring '25 2.4 Hours of ZZT game jam. No new characters here. Maybe in the summer jam! (he says, remembering what he said in Howa Bouta Soma Ammonotino++'s collection description.

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Made for the Summer 2025 2.4 Hours of ZZT Game Jam.
This was not completed in regulation time.
I regret some.
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Another original game, this time you must escape from an escape room by solving the puzzles. Oh, and there's literally a ticking timer to your imminent death. No pressure!
This game debuts the La Vie Moderne de FRANCHISE series logo, which was inspired by the title screen from the Super ZZT game Monster Zoo. Yes, I plan on recoloring the logo for future games in the series. (And yes, the previous ten games have their own logo variants already. =p)
Made for the Summer '25 2.4 Hours of ZZT game jam. No new characters here, either, despite what I might have said in . Howa Bouta Soma Ammonotino++'s and The Impossible Adventures of the ZZT Bandit!'s collection descriptions.