WWF In Your House
(BGM: Unstable by Jim Johnston)
RYAAN LEVIIINE!!
The COSMIC VIBRATIONS from this offensive little work of yours have reached ME.
THE GODS OF COMBAT, OF TRUE HONEST COMBAT HAVE GIFTED ME WITH MY STRENGTH THAT I WILL WEILD ONLY IN FAIR COMBAT! TO INSINUATE THAT I WOULD STOOP TO THE TREACHERY YOUR GAME IMPLIES IS A STAIN ON THE MULTIVERSE THAT RIVALS THE LOSS OF VITAMIN B12 SYNTHESIS!!
YOU do not understand the FUNDAMENTAL FORCES OF NATURE that you, GAZING UPON MERE FLICKERING SHADOWS ON THE WALLS OF THE DEEPEST DARKEST CAVERN IN KENTUCKY, have unleashed with this mockery!
The explosive bolts have been released! My Warriors have corrected me for parallax and deflection! My power is harmonized!! I AM FOKED AND COMING FOR YOU!!
As the isotopes decay in the atomic clock, my power and rage mount. The HOWITZERS ARE PRIMED! WATCH THE SKIES AT TWELVE O'CLOCK HIGH!
And then will YOU see the error of your ways. NOT ALL THE PROTOCULTURE IN MACROSS CITY WILL SAVE YOU AND YOUR PUSILLAMINITY! ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!