Pleasure Palace

this is, quite possibly, the greatest game ever created.

it got me hot, fast.

it spiced up my sex life and gave me very important information, like the top ten hottest celebrity babes.

play it now.

Heh heh heh............no.

i didn't make this game. i make porn games which its only intention is to make ppl laugh and not take itself seriously, this on the other hand is trying to be erotic or wotever. but i'll give a 5 anywayz, coz it was hilarious in a stupid way.

Wow......what in the hell was this? I think the author was seriously attempting to be erotic....but ended up making one of the funniest games ever. The best part was the "naked woman" board, I have enver laughed so hard at a ZZT game as I did when I saw that crazy pile of flesh colored blocks with "nipples". The second best part was where the author rated the sex postiions....this portion of the game proved to be another laugh-fest for me.

All in all this game was horrible....but a classic nonetheless

1.5 for making me laugh

Best. Game. Ever.

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Holy fucking shit this is terrible.

Featuring horrendous erotica, one poorly drawn topless woman, sex tips, fake letters ot "DR BOB", and the author's ratings of specific sexual positions, this "game" nearly made me cry in pain.

The story of a princess or some crap is terrible, third rate internet "erotica". Plastered with oh so eloquent and steamy language such as "she started to piss and that was when the moaning became screams of pleasure".

The fake letters are stupid and the author rates the 69 position a 7/10, obviously some lack of experiece here.

The only one who could have possibly gotten off on this poorly executed piece of shit is the person who made it.

If you want to make porn/erotica for ZZT, you damn well better impress the fuck out of us for it to count for anything.

I have no regrets. All opinions Copyright 2004, Commodore.

I feel some background is necessary to appreciate just how brilliantly horrible Pleasure Palace is.

It was originally released in late 2000 on zzt.org, and was not uploaded for obvious reasons. Several of the older ZZTers saw it at the time and had a good laugh at how stupid it was, then it was consigned to history.

The other day Zamros found it on one of his old hard drives and, after several requests, uploaded it. I was happy to oblige just so everyone can read this drivel written by a horny 12-year-old about how his gym teacher scratched her ass and how it was totally hot, and how he had sex with his cousin.

It's not a good game by any stretch of the imagination, of course. Good only for shits and giggles, people.

(ps. i have a theory that sir fukalot and master raze are the same person; if so, commodore's review is hugely ironic)