Mike's Magical Mystery Mansion

This game has the most basic fault any game can have: A lack of player empathy.

Somehow, the author was unable to even come close to grasping how it might feel to play through his game. How else could he have thought all of these unconnected boards of darkness and instant death could be remotely fun? I might be missing the point. There might be a big joke hidden in this, but I doubt.

I'd give this game a higher rating were it not for the author's brazen attempt to get somebody to play his own game (it worked) by giving it a high rating. I expected it to be bad, if only because the author said so himself and still gave it a 5 rating, but I didn't expect THIS.