Alien Planet

My eyes, my eyes. No, seriously, if this isn't a spoof, I'm going to hang myself. Metaphorically.

So anyway, how about the graphics? Well, like I said 3½ sentences ago, the very sight of this disgrace makes me want to never play zzt again. Unfortunetly, that's impossible, so I digress.

Gameplay? What gameplay? You go around shooting greek symbols without so much as a few plot spotlights so your imagination doesn't go for good.

And Cameo is spelled wrong. And there's some stupid plot twist at the end about Jhv*h. You don't put a plot twist in when there's no plot. Seriously.

Nevertheless, I'll rate it a 1 because I had MY perverse fun in laughing at it.

It's not that bad. I know how My first game was. Maybe as soon as he/she plays more "featured" games, they will pick up on the idea they're supposed to be fun! Good try to the author.

i like how the first half of the review is boxtop being like "omg z2 suxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx fu mooseka its nothin like vcl people r nice ther furries rock =o.o="

anyway

i added this game because it adhered to the upload rules; it had (minimal) stk, it was over 10kb. and besides, it rocks because it reminds me of those horrifying old aol zzt games what with the quotable misspellings and bright green fakes for grass. NOSTALGIA RATING 5/5

and at least the author tried. unlike with, say, "omg lol".

it's a cute game, and i got some perverse enjoyment out of it. surely that's enough!

When I first opened this game, I thought, "My god, Z2! How could you be so STUPID to put a game as shitty as this on your site?" (Although I don't know why I asked myself that; Z2's operators are dumbasses, but anyway...)

I think it's a game about going to an alien planet for no reason and...killing somebody...or something. I don't know; I couldn't get through the game because of the overuse of pre-made enemies. Really, don't play this game. It sucks. Completely. I'd give it a -googleplex if I could.