Ned the Knight
Ned the Knight is a very large game, so you might need some more
memory to run it. If you have trouble, put a blank disk in the floppy
drive and go to the MS-DOS prompt. Then type 'format a: /s', without
the quotes. Agree to everything and label it ZZTBoot. Type the
following commands, "a:" and "edit config.sys".
When the editor pops up, type in
"device=c:\windows\himem.sys", save and exit. Now restart
your computer with the disk in your drive and you should boot to
MS-DOS. Now, just type "cd\[your zzt directory]" and
"zzt"! When you want to go back to Windows, just take the
disk out of the drive and restart your computer.
Walkthrough:
Part I: The Ring
Wait for the messenger and talk to the grey knight. Take the sword
second from the right, the leftmost shield and the armour second from
the right. Go west then north. Talk to the king and go north. Enter
the cyan passage and go east. Kill the rats and go east. Surf across
on your shield and go east, then east again (the northern route).
Kill the rats and go north. Climb the pipe and drop the boulder on
the goober. Get your shield and five gems, then go south, west, then
east (the southern route). Kill the rats and go east. Get a rock and
fire it left. Get another rock and fire it up. Get another rock and
fire it right, then get another rock. Get the rock that isn't part of
the pyramid, then get the gem and go east. Get the gems and ring.
Play the tuba and use the searchlight. Get the centre rock. Use the
searchlight again and get the ring revealed. Enter the elevator, then
the grey passage. Look at the red potion, then the purple potion.
Push the button and talk to the snake. Go south and get the string,
then go north and west. Talk to the king.
Part II: The Vault
Go south then east. Talk to the bright red guy and say it's okay. Get
the book second from the right on the right bookcase. Talk to the
white bard and go east twice. Buy a bow, go east then buy 15 arrows.
Go south and get a bucket. Shoot the lever, bail the water near the
exit out and go south three times, then enter the red passage. Shoot
the green goobers as they come out, then kick them up to break the
wall. Get the ball and eat all the fruit except the pink fruit. Get
the arrows and enter the yellow passage. Go north and talk to the
boys. Enter the red passage and talk to the red guy. Enter the red
passage and go south twice. Get the torch and go north then east. Get
the ammo, then go west, north four times then east. Use the
microphone and get the cloak. Go west twice and buy an axe. Go east,
south twice, then west (the northern route). Shoot through the rope.
Go east, south, then west. Get the ammo, the note, the bone and the
gem. Give the bone to the dog and eat the meat. Go east then south.
Cut down the banana tree and get the banana. Cut down the tree
without anything on it and go east. You can just run away here, or
you can kill everything and cut down the top tree, then talk to the
guy (which gets you more points). Go west, north twice then west (the
southern route). Talk to the snake. Cut the apple tree and get both
fruits. Talk to the dragon, cut the westmost tree once and go west.
Get the two torches and cut down the middle tree once. Get the five
gems and talk to the guy. Pick the second option and enter the yellow
passage. Talk to the red ruffian, then the red guy, then enter the
red passage. Enter the purple passage. Buy some torches from the
green guy. Talk through the hole and say someone else's name. Get the
stone and pry off the grating. Go west, then north. Go through the
transporters, going straight ahead at the fork, and get the key. Go
south, through the south transporter, through the west transporter
and get the stuff. Go through the transporters and go west at the
first fork, north at the second and west at the third. Go south. Go
west at the first fork, then south at the second. Go west, get the
stuff and go east. Go north at the first fork, south at the second
fork and go west. Go west at the first and second forks and go west.
Go west at the first fork and east at the second fork. Go east, then
south. Listen at the grate and go west. Go back, go north at the
first fork, west at the second fork and north at the third fork. Get
the stuff and turn back. Go west at the first fork, north at the
second fork and go north. Go west at the first fork, west at the
second fork, south at the third fork and go east. Go east at the
first and second forks and go north. Go west at the first fork, north
at the second fork and get the sponge. Turn back, go south at the
first fork and south at the second fork and get the stuff, Turn back,
go east at the first and second forks and get the stuff. Turn back
and go east at the first fork. At the second fork, touch the goober,
go north and enter the blue passage! Whew! Get the four gems, two
ammos and two torches, Go south and turn on the hose. Use the hose
and get the gem and torch. Go west, north four times and west. Shoot
the target and go north. Unlock the white door and grab the loot. Go
south, east then north. Talk to the king.
Part III: The Dragon
Go south six times, talk to the guard and go south again. Talk to the
snake, then the potion guy. Ask for gems, arrows, health or points
(his name is Tim). Go south and get the ammo and gems. Go north then
west. Kill the animals, hack down dome of the trees, get the stuff
and hack down the fruit-bearing tree. Eat the fruit and go west. Talk
to the snake and cut down the tree next to the fungus. Talk to the
guy and get the stuff. Go west (the southern route), hacking down the
tree to clear the way. Move the target right twice and get the stuff.
Go east then west (the northern route). Cut down the rightmost tree
and go north. Get the stuff and go back south. Shoot the target and
quickly go past the Venus Fly Trap. Get the snigwich and go east (the
northern route). Go west twice. Shoot the goober in the eyes five
times and go north. Enter the cave and go north twice. Talk to the
dragon and choose to tell some jokes. Go south twice and enter the
passage. Go south, east
four times and north seven times. Talk to the king.
Part IV: The Meaning of Life:
Go south then west. Get the gold armour, shield and sword. Go east,
south six times, west four times, north and enter the cave. Go north
then east. Press the middle button and talk to the salamander. Choose
the first option, then the fourth option. Talk to the snake and get
the "gold-plated-combination-snigwich-and-gribble-refiner".
Go east, north, then west. Get the gems, go round and touch the
goober. Talk to the snake. Check the fridge and enter the red
passage, Kill the turtles and look at the seashells and the bottle.
Kill the tortoise and go east. Give the
"gold-plated-combination-snigwich-and-gribble-refiner" to
the goober, get the gem and enter the Colosseum. Buy a ticket and
talk to the snake. Get the gem, talk to the red guy and go north. Sit
next to Zike and watch the match. Enter the blue passage, get the gem
and talk to the guy. Go north and enter the temple. The top left
statue tries to shoot you, so keep to the right. Push the left
button, then the right button. From when you step on the carpet, go
UURRDRRUULUU. Go north and talk to the snake. Talk to the grand
goober. Touch the indentation in the left wall and go west. Look at
your reflection in the burner and throw a gem onto it. Get the stuff
and go east then south. Touch the south wall at its rightmost point,
then enter the purple passage. Go south, enter the blue passage,
south, enter the blue passage, west, enter the cave, east, south
twice, enter the red passage, south and east four times. Avoid the
stars and go north seven times. Talk to the wizard and don't buy any
antidote.
Part V: The Hourglass
Go south five times, west and enter the red passage. Talk to the
teller and open an account. Deposit 20 gems and enter the red
passage. Go south twice, west four times, enter the cave, north
twice, west and enter the red passage. D'oh! Quit and enter world
NEDEND. Buy three doses of the antidote from the wizard and check the
bottle. Go south. Talk to the snake and go south then west. Touch or
shoot the bottom goober and get the purple key. Go east and check the
note. Go west and enter the cave, talking to the snake en route. Go
through the fungus and kill the goober, then unlock the door and go
east (the southern route). Kill the bats and talk to the snake. Go
west then east (the northern route. Talk to the snake and go north.
Shoot the scorpion in the mouth when its jaws open si say someone
else's name, then search him. Go north, south (the eastern route),
west then east (the northern route). Talk to the guy then go west,
east (the southern route) then north (the eastern route). Get the
ammo and go south then north (the western route). Talk to the goober
and go west (the northern route). Kill the ruffians and enter the red
passage. Get in line, talk to the teller and withdraw your money.
Enter the red passage and go eth (the western route). Talk to the guy
andor shoot the goober in the mouth when his mouth opens 10 times.
Enter the green passage. Congratulations! You've finished Ned the
Knight!
