You Vs. Stupidity 2 Walkthrough - Page

By: Foxman
Date: Jan. 1, 1970

This walkthrough seems to be missing the last lousy five
points(tm). If you know how to get them, please e-mail me
at foxman111@hotmail.com. Thanks!

Enter the blue passage, then the green passage. Read the
briefing minutes on the desk. Note the locations - F4,
E2, D1 and C5. Enter the green passage, then the blue
passage.

The Mind-Numbingly Evil Force of TV Adverts:

We’ll investigate at the Tajha Mall at F4 first, so go
south and enter the grey passage. You might want to come
back here later - they sell armor which will prevent
100HP of damage, but you don’t have any money now. Go
north and talk to the Disney Burger clerk, then the blue
guy on the middle table.

Go south, enter the passage, north and enter the brown
passage. Talk to the receptionist and go north then enter
the red passage. Check the drawers for 50HP and a green
key. Enter the red passage, then open the green door and
enter the grey passage. Get the beacon and re-enter the
grey passage. Go east and enter the red passage, then the
grey passage.

Shoot the rampaging ginsu knives and talk to the quiz
machine. The answers are as follows:

Milton Bradley’s got a def one!
Mmm, my famous yankenbean soup!
(thok) No! Open the door and come in!
The BNR is coming! Load up the truck and get out of here!
Bear
One of the above, depends on whether you are Christian,
Jewish, atheist or Hindu.

Go east. I’ll give the co-ordinates of the yellow key and
turds in the format (spaces across, spaces down), where
the bottom left square in the square-shaped section of
the board is (1, 1).

Key:
(21, 8)

Turds:

(7, 7)
(12, 6)
(12, 10)
(15, 3)
(18, 7)
(19, 9)
(19, 13)
(24, 4)
(27, 7)
(27, 12)

Avoid the turds altogether - you don’t get money for
shooting them. Go north, then west. In this side-
scroller, jump onto the right part of the M, then the
right part of the L, then the left part of the E. Move to
the right part of the E, then jump up and right eight
times, then move right one space. Get the red key and go
east. Unlock the doors and flip the switches. Go east and
shoot the Levi’s gone berserk. Go north.

If you shoot left from where you start, you can kill this
boss in one hit. The points and dollars are the same, so
go for it! Enter the red passage, then the blue passage.

The Terrifying Horror of Space Jam:

Enter the red passage, then the grey passage. Lets check
out that guy who knows too much. But first - go south and
enter the grey passage. Buy the fan - it’s in the top-
left store. Buy some armor or foor if you want, too. Now,
back to business. Enter the grey passage, then go north
and enter the blue passage.

Talk to the ticket office guy, then enter the green
passage. Talk to the yellow girl, enter the green
passage, enter the blue passage, go south, west and enter
the grey passage.

You’re on a time limit, so act fast. Go east then north
and grab the bible. Go north and enter the grey passage.
Open the grate, then the fifth locker from the left. Wait
for the grate scene to finish if it hasn’t already, then
enter the grey passage and go west twice, then south
twice. Talk to the pagan and enter the grey passage. Grab
the crowbar and enter the grey passage. Go north and open
the crate. Go north, east, then open the crate. Go east,
south twice and open the crate. Get the key and go west
twice and enter the grey passage. Unlock the cyan door,
then enter the red passage.

This boss walks around randomly, firing in all four
directions every so often. Sometimes he vanishes, then
reappears shooting. Just keep plugging away at him,
you’ll get him.

The Insanity-causing Legions of Stale TV Specials:

Enter the red passage, then the grey passage. Ranting,
eh? That should be fun. Enter the green passage. Talk to
the blue woman from across the table. Enter the grey
passage, then go west and enter the grey passage.

Take the southern path west and grab the white key. Go
east and take the northern path west, open the door and
enter the grey passage, then the red passage.

Get the heart and go west.

Rotate the cannon three times and fire it. Set everything
up as shown below:


B R
R B

T R

G
C

B R
R B

B = Boulder
R = Reflective snow
T = Target
C = Controls
G = Gun

Rotate the gun twice and shoot. Enter the grey passage.

This guy basically moves a little, then shoots like
crazy. He dies in ten hits, but each time you hit him, he
throws two stars then turns them into sharks, effectively
acting as mines. With one hit to go, he’l go berserk and
run at you. Shoot him and get the key. Enter the grey
passage and go east twice.

Grab the bottom rock and use it to cut holes in the tree.
Get the rope at the top and make a rope bridge with the
two other rocks. Go east.

Ahh! Californian raisins! You can either take these guys
on yourself or radio in for backup. I recommend doing it
yourself - the backup basically sprays the entire screen
with bullets, so you’ll lose a lot of health. The small
raisins take four hits each and the big one takes ten.
Take out the big one and the little ones die too, but
take out all the little ones first and the big one can’t
die.

Get the purple key, go south and get the clay. Go north
then west twice. Unlock both doors and enter the grey
passage.

First, take out the things on the bottom. The things on
the sides will start throwing stars, so shoot them. Shoot
the green thing before it makes too many lasers. Here,
DON’T SHOOT ALL THE RAISINS! If you do, The boss goes
berserk and charges at you FAR too fast for you to shoot
it. Just shoot the green thing and you’ll be fine. When
it’s dead, enter the red passage.

The Ugly, Bloated, Festering, Malformed, Blue’s Clues
House:

Enter the red passage, then the grey passage. Heroin, eh?
Let’s investigate. Go west, south and enter the brown
passage. Talk to the clerk and ask him what he saw. Enter
the brown passage, go east and walk to the house in the
middle of the bottom row. Go east. Try to open the box
and key in the wrong password. Run away. Try again with
the right password. Get the invisibility belt.There are
three ways of doing this:

Way 1:

Enter via the back door. Go east twice, grab the clock
and pick a non-clock-smashing option. Go west and wait
for the blue guy to leave, then go east. Wait for the
blue guy to leave and go west twice. Wait for both guys
to jump into the painting, then grab it and dump it in
the waste paper basket. Go south.

Way 2:

Enter via the back door. Open the Nestle Tragic until you
reach the atomic bomb. Go east. Go to the wrapping paper
and package the bomb. Go east again, try to take the
clock and pick any of the non-clock-smashing answers.
Stamp and label the bomb with the stationery and Elvis
stamps. Go east twice and enter the brown passage. Go
west. Tell the mailbox its shoes are untied and shove in
the mailbomb. Enter the blue passage.

Way 3:

Enter via the back door. Open the Nestle Tragic until you
can’t open it any more. Go east and wait for the blue guy
to leave. Go east and stamp the bomb parts. Get the clock
and pick any non-clock-smashing answer. Switch the pistol
clip with a piece of the bomb. Go west twice. Smash the
pepper and grab the salt. Check the fridge and open the
can of fibre on the table. Add fibre to the soup. Wait
for the green guy to leave and come back, then go west
twice. Wait for the blue guy to leave and replace the
target with another piece of the bomb. Wait for the blue
guy to leave, then go east twice. Read the book on the
right and wait until they come out of the painting. Read
the book on the right. Run over and switch the face with
the last part of the bomb. Go south.

End of split in walkthrough. Watch the scene and enter
the red passage, then the blue passage.

Nuclear Reactors and Bombs Don’t Mix:

Enter the red passage, then the grey passage. Notice
there are still a few places we haven’t visited? Let’s
remedy that. Enter the red passage.

Take the western path north. Try to disarm the bomb and
scratch the paint off the wires, then cut the red wire.
Go south and talk to the guy for pakrat-away. Woohoo!
Enter the grey passage.

The Saga of Lloyd:

Enter the red passage, then the grey passage. Go south
and enter the gren passage, then the red passage.

Enter the blue passage and move towards the clock until
it sees you. Enter the blue passage, watch the scene and
enter the red passage.

Thermonuclear Warheads Are Fun:

Enter the red passage, then the green passage, then the
red passage. Read all the papers. I could let you work it
all out yourself, but I’ll just tell you what the
encrypted piece of paper says.

To build a thermonuke, gather the following:

- a lump of clay
- a radio tower beacon
- a moronic alarm clock
- a gym sock

Take the beacon and wire it to the clay. Take the alarm
clock and smack it on the clay. Now, wrap the whole thing
into the gym sock. There’s your thermonuke. Happy?

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog and ran into
the woods.

Touch the item tallyer and pick ‘IT’S OPERATION
TIME!!!!!’. Follow the instructions on the paper I just
translated for you. In case you were wondering, if you
didn’t have all the items that weren’t directly used in
the making of the nuke, and if you didn’t save Lloyd,
then some or all of the items would have been destroyed.
Enter the red passage, then the grey passage.

Go south, west and enter the dark brown passage.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! EAT THERMONUCLEAR WARHEAD, BOUNCER
SCUM!!!!! Ahem. Destroy the bouncer and enter the grey
passage. Throw Manhattan if you want. Stand next to the
health pump and your health will go up incredibly fast.
Most importantly, talk to the guy who looks like
AKNeutron for the cheese shaped like a duck(tm). Enter
the grey passage, then the brown passage.

Plagiar:

Go north and enter the blue passage. Talk to the counter
guy and enter the red passage.

Go north. Oh, goody! Another boulder puzzle to draw a
diagram for! Woohoo!

T

R
R
R B
B R
R
R
B G B
C R B
R
R
B R
R B
B = Boulder
R = Reflective snow
C = Controls
G = Gun
T = Target

Yes, there are more boulders in that diagram than you
have access to. Miss out the boulder nearest to the
boulder the bullet will hit first for now. Rotate the gun
twice and shoot. As soon as the bullet first ricochets,
quickly move the boulder it just hit to the place where
the boulder you omitted should go. If you don’t get hit
by the bullet, it should hit the target. Enter the blue
passage.

SAVE! This 3D maze is a nightmare! You’re very lucky I’ve
got the directions. For simplicity’s sake, I’ll ignore
the corners. Go left at the T-junction. Take the second
right turn. Take the fourth left turn. Go right at the T-
junction. Take the first left turn, then the first right
turn. Go left at the T-junction. Enter the green passage.

Save here, like the scroll says. Set the fans as shown in
the diagram:

P P

S M

P P U

M F

S T U

T F
U
B T

P = Preset
S = Set to slow
M = Set to medium
F = Set to fast
T = Set to theory of relativity my butt
U = Leave unset
B = Bullet
T = Target

Push the bullet right. Talk to AKE and give him your
cheese is the shape of a duck. Plasma launcher? I’m
guessing that’s good. Ask him for a hint for the route
through the minefield. Enter the green passage, and it’s
time to brave the 3D maze again. Once more unto the
breach, dear friends, once more!

Take the first right turn. Go left at the T-junction. Go
right at the T-junction. Take the second left turn. Go
left at the T-junction. Take the second left turn. Go
right at the T-junction. Take the fifth right turn. Go
right at the T-junction. Enter the cyan passage.

Now, do you remember the directions AKE gave you? No? Oh
well. Align yourself with the crack in the cliff
horizontally, then align yourself one square north of it
vertically. Move six squares east, one square north, four
squares east, two squares north, eight squares east, two
squares south, five squares east, one square north and
three squares east. Go east.

Go through the platform game, touching the arrows to
reverse gravity. There’s no real trick to it, it’s easy,
and writing a walkthrough for it would just waste
everyone’s time. When you reach the end of the cliff on
the east side of the screen, go east (the blocker should
have turned into a fake - if it hasn’t, move further east
in the side-scroller). Go towards the portal. You’ll be
transported somewhere that looks oddly familiar...

Go east and talk to the Plagiar. Enter the purple
passage. Open the cage door, hit the switch and enter the
brown passage. Do you remember the Californian raisins
you fought en route to defeat stale TV specials? You
could have called this guy as backup. He’ll bounce around
the screen, spraying bullets everywhere. Shoot him
quickly, but he’ll kill himself in the end. Enter the
blue passage.

Shoot the leftmost and rightmost sections of his nose
that you can get to through his teeth. He’ll set red
things on you and his teeth will vanish. Bloody the rest
of his nose and knock out what’s left of his teeth. A
white bridge should extent from his nose. Cross it and
enter the nose.

Shoot the centre of the brain three times in quick
succession. Brace yourself for a veritable forest of
stars. Cower in fear until its life guage empties. Enter
the grey passage, then the blue passage.

If you pick ‘Yes’ and have 300 points, you get access to
an arena mini-game. Congratulations! You just beat You
vs. Stupidity 2!

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