Scroll Directory

Scrolls of ZZT are hand-picked moments of some of the more iconic, interesting, humorous, or just plain weird bits of text to be found in various ZZT worlds. Consider these to be a "ZZT without any context" ...except all Scrolls have context provided with links to the file the line originates from, as well as a direct link to where in the file the line appears.

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Golden Door Discussing the American Civil War
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Golden Door
ZOZ
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The Rock of the Promise
ZOZ
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Strictly Adhere To This List
Code Red
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Suddenly, A Vaccum
La Vie Moderne IV: Je M'Apelle BITE ME
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Guess Who Found A Hidden Treasure
La Vie Moderne IV: Je M'Apelle BITE ME
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A 100 Inch TV
Chicken Shock (Post-jam edition)
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HAHA YOU SUCK
La Vie Moderne de [IV,+I]
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Come Here Larry
Peter's World 3: Land of Larry
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Sorry, Space Cadet
Code Red
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Your not the waiter!!!
Code Red
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The American Flag
Code Red
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How To Edit SUPER-LOCKED Boards
ZZTClub Issue #2
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The Garden
ZZTClub Issue #2
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BEEP BEEP BEEP
Code Red
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WATCH YOUR STEP!!
The Rescue of Princess Alexia (2.0)
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The Body of One-Thousand Godesses
The Awakening: Part 1, Ashen
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Here Is A Tip
Madhouse
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Worthless Dungeon
The Sword of Khan 1
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Beep-Bo-Boop-Brup
Star Wars: Luke Skywalker Missions
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I Really Hate People Who Suck Up
Star Wars
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Blaster Factory, Please Hold
Rebel Spy
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DEVESTATOR
SW Town
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Pocket Knife
Code Red
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He'll Be Back
Code Red
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Your My Hero
The Land of Traseel
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Eternal Flame
The Land of Traseel
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Tred's Grave
The Land of Traseel
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The Jarkelex
ZZT Land Part Three: The Lost Forest of the Ancients!
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Captain Thickard
Space Farce
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Read ALL the instructions
Summer 2022 2.4HoBKZZT - All Entries
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BEE FLY PTARMIGAN
Yapok Sundria
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Center of the Earth
Yapok Sundria
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Protesting Possums
Yapok Sundria
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You Should Know
The Zone
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Fine Details
Samantha Arantes is Spiritually Drained by the Gig Economy
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That Pool Looks Clean
Samantha Arantes is Spiritually Drained by the Gig Economy
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You've-a Gone Viral
Samantha Arantes is Spiritually Drained by the Gig Economy
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Daniel's ZZT Wish List
Enigma Games Offices
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Fulfill Your Father's Dreams
Beast of Krakenkana
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Doesn't that suck?
Flame Frost Blade
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Nutritive Tab
The Tomb of Darius Vöd
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Bring Me The Head of Tim Allen
City of the Darned Trilogy
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I'm Not a Good Character
City of the Darned Trilogy
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Read to kill your father?
Castleweavia 2.1
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A Loser With Too Much Time On Their Hands
ZZT Encyclopedia Online
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ZZT has been mastered
ZZT Encyclopedia Online
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The Password
ZZT Encyclopedia Online
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Inventor of Shopping
ZZT Encyclopedia Online
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Ah! Malfunction!
X-Men
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Who Said That?
X-Men: Episode White
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Commands For Gaurds
Peter's World
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Eeeeech!
Peter's World
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Grounded For The Rest of Your Life
Coolness Demo
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COOL
Coolness
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But Now He Is Twisted
Coolness
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Give Gems 1
Coolness
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Gas Tank
Coolness
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A Very COOL Day
Coolness
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My Favorite Ninja Turtle
Jordan's Quest, Matt's Dream
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Bully in my car
Jordan's Quest, Matt's Dream
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Banish the police
Richman 1 & 2
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You idiot!
Richman 1 & 2
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Yes! I want my gun!
Richman 1 & 2
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Ramises' room inventory
The Search for the Ancient
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The Sandman's Workshop
Nightmare
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Throw Away The Outside
Nightmare
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Friend Or Cyber Foe
Time Clash: Part 1
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The Third Piece Is
The Legend of Zelda: Mystery of the Triforce
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Tim's Game
Tim's Game
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You Must Find The Lyric Sheet
DeadLand
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A Healthy Bug
33 Ways to Die
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A Crab Inside
Gemhunt
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As Painful As It Sounds
Gemhunt
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Stop Fooling Around
Best of ZZT
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I AM THE RIDDLER
ChaosTM 2
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I'm Not Really Your Mom's Friend
ChaosTM 1 (v2.9S)
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This Was Once a Shop
Chaos
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The Bill Clinton School of Cyber Genetics
The Adventures of Future Deg Part 1
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Gigglebyte Computer
The Adventures of Future Deg Part 1
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New Brain
The Adventures of L. E. Phant
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Trusty Orange Socks
Attack of the Snargles
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Lumber Jack
Attack of the Snargles
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Third Floor Prison
Tankia: The Sword of Lightning
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I Can't Help You
River City
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DO NOT GO IN THERE UNLESS
Joe 3: Joe is Back
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Clean My Windows
Joe 3: Joe is Back
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Give me the Crystal of water
Ultra ZZT Magazine
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Eternal Alien Treaty
Code Red
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Don't Dill Y Dally
Code Red
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Being an Ally
The End of Time - The 7.142 Stinky Flies
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Wall Torches
The End of Time - The 7.142 Stinky Flies
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THE Kathy Ireland
Jay's 'Hood I and ][
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I'm a Death Star.
Jay's 'Hood I and ][
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Jim Socks
Weekend
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Cool S
Svynar's 2nd Quest
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The Pythagorean theorem
Svynar's Quest
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Best Wishes to Tim Sweeney
Adventures in RyanWorld (v1.1)
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I'm The Mayor
Doomsday
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But What Does It Do
Epica (Unfinished)
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CLOSED OFF
Epica (Unfinished)
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Mana Pool
Epica (Unfinished)
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Really Embaressing
Epica (Unfinished)
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Today we head to Brazil
Indy Jones in The Lost Forest of The Ancients
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Never Attack a Priest
The Crypt
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Maybe I Can Shoot Him
The Crypt
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Congratulations on Surviving
The Crypt
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Civilized Tiger Meet
Bizanloo Special Edition
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A Book of Nonsense
Bizanloo Special Edition
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The Fire Is Hot
Bizanloo Special Edition
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Hint Number 9
Unga Khan 4
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Wrong Turn
Kwest
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Bring Something Useful
Frost 2: Ice (incomplete)
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You can get away with a lot more stuff
This Game Has No Point
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Here's yer crossbow.
Journey's End
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What is a human?
Journey: City of Wizards
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Gurgi is sorry.
Journey: City of Wizards
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You have strayed from the path
Journey: City of Wizards
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THE ROOM OF EXTREAM ANNOYANCE AND FRUSTRATION!
Indy Jones in The Lost Forest of The Ancients
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I'll show you crack
Indy Jones in The Lost Forest of The Ancients
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Cris Cornell
Vampire Immortal
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How to kill a vampire
Vampire Immortal
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Here take this gun
Vampire Immortal
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Speaks for itself
Vampire Immortal
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This bank is for the rich only!
Vampire Immortal
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The Inn Rooms
Vampire Immortal
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Forget your quest!
Vampire Immortal
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Hold on.
Escape From Mars 2
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May I take your harmonica?
Escape From Mars 2
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Don't dispair.
Escape From Mars 2
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I am ZZT.
Bandit: Part 3
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You have found a way to my castle.
Bandit: Part 2
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Scroll of Smartness
Bandit
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Scroll of Health
Bandit
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Scroll of Spikey-Hair
Bandit
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Scroll of Fart
Bandit
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Scroll of Friends
Bandit
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HERE LIES THOR HAMMERHAND
Adventure Part 1: The Adventures of David Daron
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The passage will be destroyed.
Adventure Part 1: The Adventures of David Daron
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You win!
Adventure Part 1: The Adventures of David Daron
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Thou art not worthy!
Adventure Part 1: The Adventures of David Daron
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If you thought this was tough
Adventure Part 1: The Adventures of David Daron
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Swords are for vanqueshing
Adventure Part 1: The Adventures of David Daron
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You step on a seemingly solid ground
Adventure Part 1: The Adventures of David Daron
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That's one unusual pizza!
Adventure Part 1: The Adventures of David Daron
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The chicken is worth 3 points
Hunt
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You plug your laptop into a nearby plug.
Unga Khan 4
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Nobody plays marbles anymore
Unga Khan 4
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It's my worst enimies!
Unga Khan 4
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Flagg's Creatures
The Dark Power, Chapter 1: The Ring of Immortality
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Cast of characters
Alien Extinction
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He always has a large grin
Warlock Domain
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A rather nice looking vase
Warlock Domain
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Get out of here, QUICKLY!
The Mask
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Dumb tigers
Coolzap part 2: The Tigers Revenge!
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This game is harder than the last
Coolzap part 2: The Tigers Revenge!
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Useful Information
Coolzap Part: 1
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WELCOME TO LYSANDER THE GREAT'S CALVIN AND HOBBES GAME
Calvin and Hobbes: Destroy the Gork!
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I needed that
Kwest
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Please order to get full version
MNMN
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So, what did you THINK of it?
Sivion
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You need to get MegaZeux
Sivion
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Rook Eldain has arrived
Sivion
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By the way
Sivion
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Beautiful torches
Sivion
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BAZAAR
Sivion
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Alright monkey boy!
Sivion
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Blessed sticks
Sivion
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Ignorant on the usbject of death
Sivion
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Oops
Sivion
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So close yet so far
The X-Files
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You now have the black key.
Super Tool Kit
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He bopped Biff!
The Adventures of Kurie Cat Part 1 - Demo
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ID number?
Fire Fury
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I am the special slider.
Fighter
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You pick up your phaser rifle.
Fighter
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Come, if you must, to the ruler you crowned
Ezanya
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Now I'll never learn
Ghostbuster's ZZT Adventure
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Notice to All Who Would see the King
Ezanya
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The Shimmering Jewel-Incrusted Crown
Ezanya
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Blank
ZZT v3.2 (Registered)
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Annoying
ZZT v3.2 (Registered)
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Welcome to the City of ZZT
ZZT v3.2 (Registered)
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I hope you made friends
Chris Part 2: Chris Meets The Aquanouts
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Checkered floor
Castle Siege
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DIE, CHEATING SCUM-OF-THE-EARTH!!!
Castle Trilogy
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Think about this very carefully
Super ZZT v2.0 (Registered)
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A Wise Saying
Super ZZT v2.0 (Registered)
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Lion Alert
Super ZZT v2.0 (Registered)
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You have now attained the high rank of
Super ZZT v2.0 (Registered)
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Employees Must Wash Hands
La Vie Moderne de THREEQUEL
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Let's play name the body part!!
Escape From Planet Red v1H
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I-am-Omega.
Escape From Planet Red v1H
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I'll survive... but you?
The Thief 3
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It's only a girl!
The Thief 3
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Building over nature
The Thief 3
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I hate when this happens.
The Thief II
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I will not give you the gun...
The Thief
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The best resturant in town
The Thief
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You can do better than that.
The Thief
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Be proud.
The 2021 Make a Neat ZZT Board Contest-Jam Type Thing Compilation
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A viscerally exciting experience
The 2021 Make a Neat ZZT Board Contest-Jam Type Thing Compilation
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Here's your medium 7-Up
The Search For The Lost Dog
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Techno-yeehaw!
Get That Dollar
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A good glass of milk
Samantha Arantes Goes to the Fridge to Get a Glass of Milk
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This is the Checkerboard Center
Escape From Westmanson
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Here is a toothpick
Escape From Westmanson
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The way of ZZT
Tough
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Micochip Schematic
Software Visions ZZT Pack (Registered)
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I have taken your Krabby-Patties to Mt. Toilet!
Sponge-Bob And The Missing Krabby-Patties!!
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Stay away from my gold!
Sponge-Bob-Square-Pants
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I'm here looking for cute guys
Rhygar 2
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We should be able to revive Lenin in a matter of hours.
When East Met West: The Pact of Steel
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Hello
When East Met West: The Pact of Steel
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What are you talking about, Lance?
Rogue Three
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Significant work experience
Phoebus Project
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It's hardly even a puzzle any more
The Crystal Mountain
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The ZZT engine sure is powerful.
The Crystal Mountain
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Warehouse Manifest
The Crystal Mountain
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Remember
The Crystal Mountain
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I'm sorry I can't help you.
The Cliff
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The blood tube
The Cliff
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How corny!
The Cliff
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People have died on this road
The Cliff
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Damn those NASA analysts
Interstellar Police: Escape Stal' Prison
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Just... imagination....
Interstellar Police: Escape Stal' Prison
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You got the Mermish Triton!
OIL
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LEVEL UP!
Mystic Blade
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Give me your money or your life
Mystic Blade
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I was arrested
Mystic Blade
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Please be careful
Mystic Blade
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Fascinating...
Mystic Blade
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Purple tree
Mystic Blade
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Yet Another Gaping Hole
Mystic Blade
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Thinking logically
OIL
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Oil begins to leak out into the water.
OIL
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Eerie dialtone
Kudzu
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I don't know much about art
Kudzu
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You found a Black key!
The Big Leap: One Step Into The Future
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First Car Simulation Ever!
The Big Leap: One Step Into The Future
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You should never tell anybody that you're from the past.
The Big Leap: One Step Into The Future
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Halfing
Middle Earth
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It just sits there, waiting.
Deceiving Guidance
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Another Gaping Hole
Deceiving Guidance
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Come back when you understand what I mean.
The Kane Project
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BIKE STOLEN!
The Kane Project
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If you kill for no reason
The Kane Project
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A Guide to Herbs
Jami's Undercity
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The water cannot cleanse you of your sins.
Jami's Undercity
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This is not the door!
Cowhead
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Discussing the American Civil War
The Genesis Matrix
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Golden Door Discussing the American Civil War